June 30, 2006

10 ways to kill a pig

Posted in Misc at 13:05 by graham

Art at work

This is the webgroup’s first online gallery show. It is titled 10 ways to kill a pig.

Pig In a Box

Pig In A Box

A scathing critique of the established order, Pig In A Box is the Webgroup’s first work. Notice the pill. ‘Big Pharma’, the pharmaceutical empire, is here deconstructed. Why is the pig in the box ? Is he dead ? Did the pill kill him or will it save him ? An homage to Schroedinger’s cat, to breaking free. To hope. Even within our boxes.

Pig On A Stick

Pig On A Stick

The Webgroup’s second work, Pig On A Stick, takes on darker overtones. An homage to Lord Of The Flies, it is youthful innocence defiled. When you turn the pencil, the pig turns.

Pig On A String

Pig On A String

Their final work, their swan song, Pig On A String is the culmination of the Webgroup’s work. Notice the coffee cup – it helps to hang the pig. Free coffee isn’t free. Suspended from office supplies. Is this what office supplies are for ? What they do ? The pencils and the paper. This pig is dead.

10 ways. Why 3 exhibits ? Three is the triumvirate, the magic number, the whole in parts. All parts are one. One is all the parts.

Who is the pig herein represented ?


  1. Josh said,

    December 14, 2009 at 14:41

    Geesh thats nice. Another way you could do this, would be filling an automatic pill dispenser with chunks of meat that are stuffed with poisonous pills. Then put the pig infront of it and have it eat the meat every hour, on the hour.

  2. polly jackoff said,

    February 19, 2009 at 22:01

    hello there i am polly jackoff, i love to jackoff mostly because its in my blood! So i want to ask you a few questions!!

    1. have you ever harmed a pig?
    2. have you ever touched a pig in a place or made him/her feel lucky?
    3. can i have YO numbaaaaa!!

    thank you for your time

  3. vagina appleseed said,

    February 19, 2009 at 21:58

    hello, my name is jessica lee cruizer

    i like apples and pigs

    sometimes when i am lonely i play a game

    its called…play in the tub

    it where, you play wit yourself using the faucet

    its fun actually! try it…the reason i brought this up is cause i used to do it with my pig hubert

    now my pig hubert was special to me when one day he ran out into the fields and came back with a squirrel up his ass!

    i was so sad and scared for hubert i had to shut him down

    but the next day i had bacon!!

    thank you for your time

  4. Steve Knight said,

    October 4, 2006 at 12:45

    Oh and btw I think the Java network programming book featured in the final picture is actually mine. Can you check if it has my name in it? If so I should like a cut of any proceeds made from the selling of this magnum opus.

  5. Steve Knight said,

    October 4, 2006 at 12:43

    A more perverted parade of porcine peril has never been seen. This tremendous work of pink plasticised piggy pornography should be snapped up by a Saatchi immediately.

    Can I ask if any pigs were harmed during the making of these works?

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