November 9, 2005

Free credit cards

Posted in Credit card at 20:09 by graham

As you can probably tell from some of the comments in the credit card section, some people don’t seem to understand that the generator just makes numbers that look like credit cards, but are IN NO WAY actual credit card numbers.

So, in the hope of preventing any further requests for a card (I delete about 10 a day), here is the ultimate guide to getting your own free credit card

Many thanks to R from Aus for posting this on the previous incarnation of this site

HEY who wants a free **VALID** cc number with all info? Do you NeEd a cc number with the CVV2 code and ADDrESS?!?!? I did it and NOW I got a VALiD number & I bought PS2, XBOX and a NEW WicKeD GAMING PC 3 GHz P4!! AlL Uz wanting cc NUMBER with INFOS, I tell U ONE TIME, This is HOW u GET vAlId CC numberzzz!! Guaranteed!!1!!

1. Goez in2 ur BANK! Sayz 2 the GIrL at the window: \”Hello, I would like 2 apply 4 A CREDIT CARD\”!!!! Try to look innocent! IMPORTANT! >>Don\’t< < TELL her YET that U want the CVV2 CODE!!! or she WiLL LooK aT u FUnnY & you might give the game away!!

2. She will give u a FOrM. Take the FOrM and fill it in and GIVE it back 2 da GIrL.

3. Go home & get a piece of paper. This bit is IMPORTANT: Write UR NAME & addREsS on it. Then, WAIT a cpl DAYS. Think about that new PS2, XBOX and NEW WicKeD GAMING PC 3 GHz P4 u r GoNNa BUY!!

4. U will get a ENVELOPE from ur BAnK. In it will bE a small rectangular piece of plastic with ur NAmE ON IT. turn it over and there Written on da BACK is a long number, n guess WHAT, this is a ***VALID**** cc number AND a ***VALID*** CVV2 CODE!!!!! Write this shit on da piece of paper under ur NAME & addREsS!!!

5. Now read out whats ON the piece of paper…. u gots a VALID NAME and ADDRESS of someone wif a card, u GOTS their CC NUMBER and the **VALID*** CVV2 CODE!! u will be AMAZED how easy it was!

6. now you got ***VALID** number with all the INFOS u can help eVeRyone here who is asKIN for a valid CC NUMBER, just like youd like to be helped! I helped U, so help THEM, type in everythink off the piece of paper and post it here!

7. NOW, U cn go to a website & buy present for UR MUM or pay ur SCHOOL FEES !!!! or fix car so U dont hav 2 take train wif ppl wot looks @ u

** THIS WORKS!! *** TrUsT me!!!

OK I\’m sick of writing this now

R

66 Comments »

  1. whos ur momma said,

    November 18, 2011 at 13:58

    wow are you kidding me… hmmm id like to see if this really works.. deff looks like its a scam… shit if it really worked dont you think most of the world would be rich!!! and if u was to do that and go to the bank ud put urself in debt.. so whats the point in all these ppl trying to look this up …. its rediculous!!!! if this was real id wish to have money or whatever bc im dirt poor and have to work my ass off for money that i get. if its sooo real then hook me up… id b the happieast person lol… but this is crazyy..

  2. lucus said,

    September 10, 2011 at 15:23

    The most retarded thing I’ve ever heard

  3. Administratior said,

    June 7, 2011 at 17:22

    THIS DOESNT WORK! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT! GET A LIFE!

  4. nathaniel said,

    December 18, 2010 at 19:12

    w0w.

    why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? because he was a fun-guy!

    Fungi = Fun-Guy

  5. Mark Quezada said,

    October 13, 2010 at 21:01

    your a fuckin idiot

  6. !m40 l€€++Sp€4£ said,

    January 21, 2010 at 05:31

    Wow sum pplz on diz forum make me laugh so damn hard I haven’t laughed like dat in so long lmao specially the guy that wrote ” I a how to get free credit card Info yea go up to sum rich dude kk and try to look poor won’t be dat hard and try to sell him something ok and once he agrees smack him wit a rubber chicken and run away but if your fat or wit ever try kciing him in da shin” xD props 2 dat guy

  7. emmy said,

    October 26, 2009 at 12:05

    thank you graham king

  8. Bashie said,

    September 6, 2009 at 07:40

    I have not laughed this hard in long time , I accidentally stumbled upon this site looking for credit cards info like all the rest of you. But instead found something even better for my health a good dose of laughter thank you guys . Specially the guy in fiji who had his bathroom backed up with sewer and was not sure he was going to make it and than asked if we could ” Tell his mom that he loved her”. I hope it was not true I would feel real bad , give that guy an oscar folks for best comedic performance in low budget film .

  9. Kev93 said,

    August 30, 2009 at 21:28

    “I tried that application filling out thing, and it didn’t work, about 3 weeks later I got a bill for all the stuff I bought! Isn’t there another way, besides filling out a form, etc.?? (I dont want 2 put my name or address on the thing).”

    That’s the point. If you get something for free, then someone else is paying for it. The ONLY way to get something without being ‘caught’ is to pay for it. With money you got from legitimate work.

    For needing school, try MIT or google OpenCourseWare. For needing food, try being homeless. Other people do it fine. Or go to a mission like Pacific Garden Mission. For kidnapping, go to the police. For games, try GameTop or MostFun.

    I am poor. I wouldn’t be rich in most 3’rd world countries. I work hard and I even have my own small business. And i’m still poor. Dirt poor. I couldn’t afford electricity without a friend of mine paying for it. But yet I’m happy.

    If you’re bored or you want something you don’t have, read a book. And be glad you con afford a .25$ gum ball.

    My real point is, if I wanted to steal money, I could. I have the chance every day. But I wont. Nor will I help you. If I had a valid CC# that was someone else’s, I wouldn’t give it to you. I might use it (I wouldn’t, I’m a Christian, a real one), but I sure wouldn’t give it to you. Period.

    Enough with the rant. I maybe even shouldn’t post this.

    BTW, Graham King’s CC# generator is useful to me for testing my site. THANK YOU KING!

    <<TO ADMIN: BEFORE YOU ALLOW MY POST, IF YOU DO ALLOW IT, MAKE SURE MARKUP WORKS. I DONT KNOW, SO I INCLUDED IT. FEEL FREE TO REMOVE IT.

  10. Hellfire & Duskindowne, Inc. said,

    May 25, 2009 at 02:06

    Godwin Thomas,

    We most deeply mourn for your hardships. However, We may aid you getting out of your troubles, if you wish to work for us for a few months, under contract, without obligation, we could help you out.

    Come to Somalia, and move to the coast. There, ask anyone for the local Pirate Agency, and follow their directions. You will most likely be captured, but do not panic. Say H&D, inc recommended you, and they will understand.

    Now your swashbuckling adventure can begin. You will coordinate raids on European frighters, and make up to 2,000,000 USD a year by selling captured wares.

    You will be able to easily acquire the money you need in less than 6 months.

    We hope to hear from you,

    H&D, inc.

    (rashid@duskindowne.com)

  11. reds under the bed said,

    April 4, 2009 at 18:29

    Are you high or something? If the bank sends you anything it’ll be an application for a credit card; otherwise if they sent you an actual card right away, then it is tied to your bank account DUH! So anything you use it to purchase, is going to be tallied up against your REAL bank account.

    Unless you already have a fake bank account! then you won’t be able to use that method to get fuck-all for free. It checks where stuff is mailed out to as well – you can’t just change your mailing address and billing address without it looking a bit sus. especially when you then default on the payments that the credit card company are expecting from you.

    • so you also have a fake delivery address too?!

    Only thing you might be able to do is blagg one or a couple of products, from a very badly managed / checked mail order outlet – they will likely presume that their automated checks were falsified / tricked, may not think it worth the hassle of chasing you (your delivery address, and / or bank account / credit card details appearing on the unpaid purchase) up – because, due to the ‘wonderful’ economic system we have, it’s cheaper for them to clock it up to theft etc and claim it against their insurance without actually chasing it up as they are legally-etc meant to.

    & you may be able to do that a few times, but is your bank going to indefinitely let you apply for cards constantly? You could keep movements your repayments to another card, but again, for how long til someone notices, then it’s repo time.

    The above is why the credit system is a very short term thing, that fucks up the whole economy over just a few generations. It makes stuff seem cheap or even free if you use it against itself, but that won’t last cause – think about it…….everything produced in manufacturing (and from crops and mining etc) has to come from REAL resources. Cannibalistic economies like we have, with their trickeries in how they present information; the thing is – all the folks that benefited from creating that system to begin with, they don’t give a fuck that it’ll run out in the future cause the way they see it they’ll be dead by then and it won’t affect them anyway.

    If you don’t believe me – why d’you think there’s things like botnets and phishing to get REAL (ie – existing, other peoples) credit and bank account info? When they could just generate fakes using their own personal bank accounts….

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  13. Jesus (from Heaven) said,

    February 19, 2009 at 05:12

    Look bruhh im sitten on my throne in heaven and i say to myself i need a fuckin credit card…….so i go to the lady like above and you kno wats she says to me?????…….go to helll i look at her and say bitch im jesus do you kno who the fuck your messin with…….she said a drunken arab (love the USA) who has long hair and a fucked up hands…..so i say im fuckin jesus my hands are like this 4 you bitch 4 your fuckin sins and alll these ppl you see before us and i turn around and theres a fat guy runnin being chased by another guy with a limp…….what has the earth gone too……………..hook me up with a cc and i just might let you into heaven….lol

  14. Cheese Monster said,

    January 20, 2009 at 03:03

    I tried this….The stupid chick at the counter threw a pen at me because I asked her for her CC # and she didn’t give it to me. I said that all I wanted was a CC, so she gave me a form. I said. “What the hell is this for?” She told me it was for a credit card. Then I said I wanted somebody else’s CC because I didn’t wanna pay for the bills. Then she called security and told me to get a life. I hate that chick. Her name was Anita….. Grrrrr.

  15. BONGOLASKII MONISADI said,

    January 12, 2009 at 09:42

    I AM BONGOLASKII MONISADI IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUNNY NAME BUT I LIVE IN FIJI AND THESE WILL BE MY LAST WORDS BECAUSE THE SEWERS ARE BACKING UP IN MY AREA AND IT IS FLOODING HEAVEY

    IF ANYONE READS THIS ( Mum, I LOVE YOU ) … BYE

  16. Joseph Homes said,

    October 23, 2008 at 16:06

    Yo, Homes is Mad Lame. Homes ain’t got no home. No homes for Homes means Homes ain’t got no homes, got it Homes, Homes gots its. When Homes wants to sleep, Homes goas to yourz homes when yourz notz homes. Homes would really appreciate a cC noemer, soz iv yous gos won, yous shuz plz biez mien aez home…z. meso liky uey iv-a-u bonabuy misha asa homapapie (home).

    Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong, J. Homes

  17. francis tettey said,

    October 9, 2008 at 18:48

    i need credit card very urgently before i will be out of my university,please help me with God

  18. Heidi said,

    August 11, 2008 at 12:45

    LOOL! I agree this page is the funniest shit ive read in a looong time. Makes me smile – For example:

    “i know how to get a credit card number!! k u walk up to a rich looking guy, k and u… look poor, shouldnt be too hard, and u try to sell him something then when he agrees u slap him with a rubber chicken and run away. it will work, but if hes not fat and u are maybe kick him in the shin too.”

    That shit nearly made me laugh my brain out.

    or

    “I HATE YOU ALL AND I WISH U ALL WOULD DIE AND IM SURE U FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME WELL NEWAYZ I HATE YOU ALL AND I HOPE U DIE I THIINK U ALL SMELL AND LOOK DISGUSTING AND UGLY ANYONE WHO TRIES TO USE THIS MUST HAVE NO LIFE AND SHOULD DESERVE TO DIE I HATE THEM AND WILL U ALL DIE TODAY PLZ!!!?”

    Hahaha omgosh, need to get a heart replacement, some guys/girls are just too funny here.

    PS: THERES ALOT MORE I FIND FUNNY

    Anyways ‘Nuff said. Bye have a healthy year.

  19. plack said,

    July 19, 2008 at 12:23

    I was abducted by michael jackson. enough said.

  20. Sanjay said,

    July 5, 2008 at 13:41

    Do not try it i done exactly wot the paper said and the fcking lady called security the fcking police took me to prison for 5 weeks sent me to court and i told the police about this site and now he is inprisoned for 7 years DO NOT DO IT!

  21. Ellen said,

    July 4, 2008 at 14:24

    i need a credit card to get back to america.im stranded in africa.i was held hostage by some millitant group in nigeria.but i escaped,so i need a credit card to pay for ticket back to america and to buy clothes.i also need a card to register at yahoo personals. thanks

  22. mike said,

    June 8, 2008 at 05:10

    i know how to get a credit card number!! k u walk up to a rich looking guy, k and u… look poor, shouldnt be too hard, and u try to sell him something then when he agrees u slap him with a rubber chicken and run away. it will work, but if hes not fat and u are maybe kick him in the shin too.

  23. mohsen bahrami said,

    June 4, 2008 at 00:23

    hi dear my name mohsen bahrami from iran,my family is very poor.my brother is sick.he has cancer.we need money for his treatment.pls give us money or help. thank u very much

  24. wesley said,

    March 20, 2008 at 14:53

    I nead a crwedit cward because im poawa i cwant ewna gaet a goaod edjakatioan mwy ant twies two tealch mea bwut shwe wis bery b wad

  25. David said,

    March 19, 2008 at 14:08

    Hi, i was on a bus home from school when suddenly a iraq terroist comes out of nowhere and takes out a AK-47, he said to us ” Derker Derker”, and then suddenly the bus driver stripped himself of his clothes and took out his giganto and shot the terroist down with his giganto, then he multiple shot and shot me back home

  26. willy said,

    February 26, 2008 at 13:20

    I got JumpeD bY SomE meXicAns. ThEy StoLe my WallEt with everThIng In it. I got HaCked In thE baThrooM. I lOsT alL my MonEy AAnd Had to GO to MeXico. The MexiCans ThreW nacHos at Me cuzz i didNt have N0 CC. GiZZVe Me urzz numbazz. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MEXICANS!!! MY NaMe is WilLy HelP mE (no racism intenDed)

  27. richard THOMASS said,

    February 20, 2008 at 14:28

    pls i need a credit card to get back to america.im stranded in africa.i was held hostage by some millitant group in nigeria.but i escaped,so i need a credit card to pay for ticket back to america and to buy clothes.i also need a card to register at yahoo personals. i need to buy some clot and some gift fot the motherless baby home here pls help me thanks

  28. anonymous said,

    January 2, 2008 at 21:13

    i have to agree, this is a very funny site. thanks guys. i was feeling very down earlier because i miss my bf (no we did not break up he is visiting his mom). lol this site is hilarious!!! 5 chuckles up!!!

  29. Bill said,

    November 18, 2007 at 09:15

    Hello, I am a poor tramp and I really need some money because I am poor and I have no clothes and nothing to eat. The method above doesn’t work the girl looks funny at me, as if she knows who I am and I get scared and run out of the bank everytime I try so please please please send me all your CC numbers and ID’s so I can buy some cool shit. My name is Bill G, I am from Redmond please help me I need more money

    email me at SicroMoft@mailinator.net

  30. jdr7866tyuo said,

    October 19, 2007 at 22:41

    probably the funniest thing ive ever seen

  31. John Cena said,

    October 14, 2007 at 11:08

    this fuckin shit doesnt work!! i went to the bank just like that pissed ass paper said and did wat it said. fuck man the lady looked at me funny and was pissed off at me. she called security and i was sent to court to pay this bitch ass fine. fuck man dont try it dogz its too risky. stikc to ur regular jobs no matter how painful it is.

  32. Colline Goldberg said,

    October 8, 2007 at 12:14

    i need a credit card to get back to america.im stranded in africa.i was held hostage by some millitant group in nigeria.but i escaped,so i need a credit card to pay for ticket back to america and to buy clothes.i also need a card to register at yahoo personals. thanks

  33. FBI said,

    October 8, 2007 at 08:32

    im reporting you to the police you arent allowed to do this ur gona be in big trouble you can go t jail for this kind of stuff ur gona get busted wanna be a robber you are stealling other peoples money that they worked hard for how do u know that they arent really pore or sumthin this is really bady!!!!!

  34. BROWN said,

    October 1, 2007 at 08:15

    I AM VERY GREATFUL TO EMAIL YOUR INSTITUTION.I NEED A VALID CREDIT CARD DETAIL,S TO BUY CLOTHS,SHOES AND LAPTOPS TO BEGIN SOME BUSINESS

  35. dark2jester said,

    September 29, 2007 at 13:27

    i killed 5 ppl to get this dam website now i want me dam money you son of a bitch.

  36. Mr Card said,

    May 3, 2007 at 19:44

    Hello there,

    I followed your intructions and I think I have a problem with point #1. I can’t find a girl at the window. In fact, there is no window! I think I’m stuck here. Everyone is staring at me. They think I’m going to rob the bank or something. I just wanted a MasterCard, that’s all. I think I’m gonna cry now………………..:”((

  37. Dennis said,

    May 3, 2007 at 11:34

    need a credit card to get back to america.im stranded in africa.i was held hostage by some millitant group in nigeria.but i escaped,so i need a credit card to pay for ticket back to america and to buy clothes.i also need a card to register at yahoo personals. thanks

  38. alichia eats alot said,

    April 26, 2007 at 13:47

    hey!!

    so this really doesnt work at all. omg i was at macdonalds and i bought 20 double cheeseburgers, 4 buig macs, and 3 parfaits and a diet coke, and i tried to use this card and it was declined. i threw my fries at them and ran with my food. i cant run well becuase i have elephantitis in my legs and therefor i fell and they took my food. now i am stuck eating scraps from my neighbors. i need food.. i think i am going to turn to cannabilism. im just so hungry. i even managed to eat some newspaper. i need a real number. omg…. i think im going to die if i dont eat. i want to also buy a duck. i need a friend to talk to. im sooo alone now :( and i need some depends. if any girls want to be my friend i will love you

  39. dowhales said,

    April 19, 2007 at 01:41

    i need a credit card to get back to america.im stranded in africa.i was held hostage by some millitant group in nigeria.but i escaped,so i need a credit card to pay for ticket back to america and to buy clothes.i also need a card to register at yahoo personals. thanks

  40. A Tween said,

    January 15, 2007 at 08:22

    I wunt stuff. Meny stuff en I wunt it NOW. Mi momy en dady don spank me nuff en I to stoopid to thenk mi way out of wet bag. Wen I get big I gonna claym disbiltee en suk gummint tit lyk momy en dady doo = FREE $$$$!!!!! For now I akt big en say I unnerstan credt card but I tired. Need nap en dont wunt to do l33tsp34k cuz it hurten my hed. No CVV jus gimme money N@W!!!!!!

  41. hello? anyone home? said,

    November 15, 2006 at 07:04

    also, some people (or annoying idiots, spammers, etc.) need 2 turn off their CAPS LOCK. It’s on the left side of the keyboard, in case you hadn’t heard of it.

  42. hello? anyone home? said,

    November 15, 2006 at 07:02

    This is the funniest site i’ve seen in a long time. people actually think that they can get cc #’s fo r free? come on. this is the 21st century. NO ONE is going to willingly give out anything. just look at all the people afraid to give out their email address…

  43. larry said,

    November 13, 2006 at 22:53

    give me a card number so i can look at some boobs

  44. desmond edzorhoho said,

    November 4, 2006 at 23:04

    thanks.

  45. Utpal Ghosh said,

    November 1, 2006 at 08:26

    I want ot learn Computer Programming. But I am very poor. Please Send me a valid Credit Card No.

  46. john ehun said,

    June 30, 2006 at 09:59

    DEAR SIR, I AM JOHN FROM UROPE BANK, I AM VERY GREATFUL TO EMAIL YOUR INSTITUTION.I NEED A VALID CREDIT CARD DETAIL,S TO BUY CLOTHS,SHOES AND LAPTOPS TO BEGIN SOME BUSINESS.

  47. COREY said,

    June 9, 2006 at 09:33

    that cant work that is impossible

  48. Psychosis said,

    June 1, 2006 at 22:17

    Of all the websites in the world, this is perhaps the funniest I have seen in a long time… To think people can still go a-carding on the net… very rarely will you actually get all the complete info from a person, because most people are aware of the scams and things you kiddies try and pull… I am a veteran carder of many moons, and yet I know better.. I’ve never used the net to card… its stupid, slow, and easy to track… paper trails really blow… so yes, this website can be useful, but only to those who arent trying for easy money ;)

    Psychosis

  49. MICHAEL said,

    May 9, 2006 at 17:26

    April 18, 2006 at 18:25

    I know it is not its main purpose, but this site is really funny! All these guys think they can buy a new house or something just by clicking the first link on Google!

    Anyway, thanks for the good work, its really usefull for testing e-commerce modules.

    Oh and please send me a valid credit card number I’m poor and I’d like to buy a PSP, a new house, a horse and a life-time hooker

  50. The only sane person left on earth? said,

    April 18, 2006 at 18:25

    I know it is not its main purpose, but this site is really funny! All these guys think they can buy a new house or something just by clicking the first link on Google!

    Anyway, thanks for the good work, its really usefull for testing e-commerce modules.

    Oh and please send me a valid credit card number I’m poor and I’d like to buy a PSP, a new house, a horse and a life-time hooker ;)

  51. Michael said,

    April 4, 2006 at 18:59

    I am an orphan, i need valid credit card with CVV to pay my school before the school authority sends me out from school.

    please help me!!!

  52. Tijani said,

    February 8, 2006 at 12:18

    thank u i think i will try that. but can it work in nigeria

  53. Hacker said,

    January 16, 2006 at 19:34

    OMG! your paying for your education with an illegal credit card! your really smart. better yet why don’t you hack into a bank and wire the money to your account! dumbass

  54. Dustin Racks said,

    January 10, 2006 at 08:57

    This is all a scam guys none of it works trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. josef said,

    January 5, 2006 at 11:20

    Wow. I think I’ll try that

  56. JON said,

    December 23, 2005 at 23:16

    NO ONE CARES!

  57. jide said,

    December 22, 2005 at 16:54

    i need to pay my school fees

  58. jacob said,

    December 18, 2005 at 04:58

    i need a credit card # so that i can pay 4 food. I am at a local library sending you this cause I live on testreets. I havent eaten in days and the only water i get is from kind people and snow

  59. Evan Wasserman said,

    December 3, 2005 at 23:03

    Haaahahahhahahaa! You crack me up buddy! Like that would REALLY work! HAAAHAHAHAA! And you’re horrible grammar doesn’t give away your scam at all!

  60. Joe Bloggs said,

    December 1, 2005 at 22:08

    Hi all, Thanks for the great info, I followed the instructions as shown on http://www.darkcoding.net/index.php/category/credit-card/ and they were really helpful.

    I didnt think it would work, but hey it did, the person at the bank didnt even suspect anything. Wrote it on paper, then tried it. woohoo sucess.

    So as the note said, I should really help you guys out and save you all the trouble, so ill share the credit card stuff I acquired using that guide. Here it goes: Card Type: Mastercard Credit Card Number: 5427171917148804

    Hope you all find it as useful as I did. Dont make it too obvious though, some poor guy it prolly paying for all da shit. lol. poor idiot.

    Hapy Xmas everyone!! . . . . . . . . P.S. Anyone who who does try the above, let me know so I can laugh. Incase u wondered, the cc number is the 1st off the list at http://www.darkcoding.net/index.php/credit-card-numbers/ So in plain simple words, I WAS JOKING AND ANYONE BELIEVING IT MUST BE REALLY STUPID :P

    Cya All!!

  61. Remy said,

    November 29, 2005 at 00:00

    I tried that application filling out thing, and it didnt work, about 3 weeks L8r i got a bill for all the sh!t i bought! isnt there another way, besides filling out a form, etc.??(i dont want 2 put my name or address on ne thing)

  62. Nigerian Scumbag said,

    November 22, 2005 at 22:11

    HI

    GOODDAY SIRS THIS IS NOT A SCAM YES JESUS

    I NEED CREDIT CARD FOR CLOTHES AND COMPUTER YET I AM UNAWARE OF THE PARADOX OF BEING INEXPLICABLY FULLY DRESSED AND SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER WHILE BULLSHITTING FOR CREDIT CARDS TO OBTAIN SAME, BECAUSE I AM A BRAINLESS SCAMMING FUCK.

    YOURS

    GOODWIN ASSBREATH III FROM POOR FAMILY

    BLESS YOU JESUS MARY ETC

    (will they ever learn? this is precisely why I lament the loss of larger predators like dinosaurs to prune these tits from the population tree — long live evolution)

  63. Tyler said,

    November 20, 2005 at 01:51

    And they still don’t get it.

  64. DANIEL said,

    November 16, 2005 at 11:07

    HI, MY NAME IS DANIEL I AM FROM NIGERIA I AM ALSO FROM A IOW INCOME FAMILY I NEED YOUR HELP I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME VALID CREDIT CARD NUMBERS ON VISA, AMERICANEXPRESS, MASTERCARDETC. I WANT TO USE SOME OF IT TO FUND MY EDUCATION, PLESEA KINDLY REPLY THI MAIL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . DANIEL

  65. Drei Viertel said,

    November 12, 2005 at 23:09

    Wow. I think I’ll try that.

    Now I shan’t have to ride the train anymore, with all those people what looks at me. Yay!

  66. godwin thomas said,

    November 12, 2005 at 13:15

    HELLO AM GODWIN PLS I NEED ASSISTANT I WILL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME AM INTORBLE AM FROM A MOTHERLESS HOME HOME AND I DONT HAVE ANY BODY TO ASSIST ME IN MY STUDIES AND MY CLOTHING I NEED A HELP I DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING THAT WILL HARM MY SELF I WANT TO REGISTER TO CONTINUE MY STUDIE I AM UNDERGRADUATE NOW I WANT TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATION I NEED ASSISTANT IF I CAN GET A VALID CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR MY SCHOOL FEES AND FEEDING ETC. THANK YOU I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU GODWIN THOMAS

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