October 23, 2005

Anti-gravity platform

Posted in Ideas at 14:19 by graham

Fact 1: Cats always land on their feet. Fact 2: Buttered toast always lands butter side down.

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OK, maybe this one won’t work :-)

Cat stroker

Posted in Ideas at 14:19 by graham

Cats love affection, but particularly they love being rubbed on their cheek. I guess they have scent glands there which give them pleasure when rubbed. That would be an evolutionary mechanism to make them want to spread their scent around.

So I propose a machine made of two soft rollers, upright facing each other, with a pressure sensitive pad in the middle. The cat presses the pad and the rollers rotate, one pressing against each of the cats cheeks. Think of the two upright rollers of a very small car-wash to visualise the two rollers.

Dog Rentals

Posted in Ideas at 14:18 by graham

If you live in the city and work all day, you probably can’t have a dog. But when you go for a walk in the country, wouldn’t it be great to have a friendly dog walk with you and fetch sticks and leap around and do all sorts of dog things ? Enter dog rentals.

At the start of major walking trails a dog rental business could setup. In the same way you can rent horses, you could rent dogs. They would have to be a friendly easy going breed that loves company, maybe golden retrievers ? The walkers get a friend to walk with and a more enjoyable walk, the dogs gets loads of walking and affection, and you get income.

Office Mum

Posted in Ideas at 14:18 by graham

Mum’s, over the course of being Mums, develop an extraordinary ability to manage a house, put up with squealing brats, multitask, remember a range of important unconnected information, and generally get things done under duress.

If you run a high-tech company, have you ever thought that your techies were maybe a little childish ?. They need someone to feed them (at lunchtime), remember everything for them (such as renewing their passports), all the whilst putting up with their antics.

Enter the office mum. Think of an office mum as a PA on, euh, tea. Mums who’s children have left home adopt your company as their child, and manage everything whilst putting up with your techies. The Mum gets money and recognition, the techies get babysat and home cooked lunches, and you (the person-in-charge) get happy productive techies and don’t have to put up with any dramas.

October 20, 2005

Amusing feedback

Posted in Credit card at 17:47 by graham

Everyone that runs a website probably gets some amusing e-mails, and because of the credit card numbers I probably get more than my fair share. I’m really pleased some many people visit, but some e-mails are really worth sharing ! Here are some of my favorite:

Flattery

Subject: Great work and Assist me

Good day, I was intuged by your master work, i couldnt contain myself, but just had to ask if you could send me some valid credit numbers for me to do some transactions online i will be very grateful, keep up the good work.Sir.


Hello to You, This site is the most wonderful site that I have ever seen on net,It’s realy uncomperable,I will like you to please help me with any website that I can help me get All the ifomation about some credit cards Number pls mail me at [CUT]. I will be greatful If you grant my requet.


Pathos

Subject: help a poor boy

please could you send a credit card info to buy psone console.please i beg you.


Subject: BANK CODES PLEASE

please, my car is breaking down on me and i need some money please. I dont like taking the train to work i get stared at by many guys and hit on PLEASE


hi i need sumone to send me a valid credit card with the useful information i just want to buy my mother something nice for her b-day email me at [CUT] thankz im 17 n single


I LOVE YOUR SITE BUT I AM IN NEED OF CREDIT CARDS THAT I CAN USE IN BUYING THINGS AND POSSIBLY MAKE RETURN BY HELPING ORHPANAGE HOMES THE LESS PRIVILEGE.THE SUFFERING IS TOO MUCH LETS TRY TO HELP ONE ANOTHER THIS IS MY ADDRESS [CUT] PLEASE MAKE IT SNAPPY WITH LOVE .


Please, I need a valid credit card to pay my school fees.


with due respect sir, my name is [cut] form Lagos, Nigeria.

I love your site so much and i urge you to keep it up. you must help me sir before i commit suicide. i have being trying hard to get a valid credit card number but all to no avail. There is this anabolic steroid i wanna buy on the net but i gat no credit card and i need this drug seriously. Please, i beg u in the name of God, send me valid credit card numbers. May God grant u longlife and prosperity in the way you are helping the poor like me out.
Shalom sir! looking forward to hear from you soonest.

WHO’S credit card number

Subject:

pls help me to get credit card numbers

DEAR SIR/MA, I have gone through ur site i can see that u help get credit card numbers . pls sir or ma kindly help me to to get credit card numbers. And also to even help me gt micheal jackson credit card .tanx as u do so. as i wait to recieve the cards numbers. tanx bye 4 now


I will like to thank u very much for the website is very intrested an i like it. But my worry is that how can it work if someone want to view someone credit cards number, i want to test and see and if posible why dont you send me some Valid credit cards Numbers in the name of Micheal Jackson. And more over President Bush. I will be greatfull to have it in my mail.This is my mail Address [CUT] Thak u



Take a look at the comments below as well. They are all 100% real comments that were left on the first version of darkcoding.net (you are reading darkcoding.net v2). Enjoy !

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