This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.

Got my therapeutic dose of laughter today

Yo people – there is no free ride. Get off the bus.

Ok back to work…

Or where you all NOT joking? :\

ps- He is threatening to get Lil Wayne over here! Hurry!

This device will automatically tell you when your dildos are ready for picking via a homemade meat pie satelite, this has got to be the most spectacular piece of machinery ever to be produced my mankind.

No more waiting up for endless hours waiting for your dildos to grow!!

STEPS:

1. Plant your dildo seeds (spray them with a bit of cum after planting).

2. Implant the dildo farming device into the soil.

3. Connect the black and red wires to the neuromatic carnonator then to the GPS Device.

4. Insert the meat pie shaped butt plug into your left anus hole (not your right one).

5. THATS IT!!!

While you are waiting you can go snort some Meth or protest the solarity of the lunar equator,
whatever floats your boat.

Youll know straight away when your dildos are ready because the dildo farming device will send a electronic beam up the black and red wires to the neuromatic carnonator then to the GPS Device which will then transmit data to the meat pie shaped butt plug and will send a electronic zybectionic signal to your brain telling you to smell a fat chicks ass crack.

So when you feel the urge to smell a FAT CHICKS ASS CRACK thats when youll know your dildos are ready for picking!

ENJOY!

BEST! REGARD YOU!!!

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